Writing about what feeds me.
This would be more interesting/funny if Slick Rick were teaching you himself, but we can’t have EVERYTHING. I stumbled on this video and thought it would be smart to share: How to Cut, Chop, and Dice, an Onion Cooking Video.
There are a few other ways to do it, I’m sure, so if I see any others, I will post them in an update to follow.
So far, since finding this resource and following the method prescribed herein, I have had the best results and ease in chopping. Let me know which techniques you use and which work the best in your opinion!